How To Fix a Jutting Jaw
Submitted by greggles on Mon, 2006-01-30 17:49.
Dear Lazyweb,
When I get stressed I have a habit of jutting out my jaw.
I'd like to stop doing that.
I have the following solutions:
- Duct tape my jaw to the back of my head
- Dig out my head-gear from middle school and attach it to my bottom teeth this time
- Get my mom to sit next to me all the time and say "ah, ah, ah" whenever I jut it out
Technique 3 was my solution last time I had this problem. Sadly, last time I was 4 years old and bringing her to work would just be weird and work (surprise) is where I get the stress that makes me jut the jaw. If I worked from home or something, that might work, but I'd have to work from her home.
Anything else?
You're the best, lazyweb.
Thanks,
Greg

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