FAQ

If you ask to become my friend on facebook and I respond by assigning some strange social map characteristics, I'm sorry. The thing is, when that little "How do you know...?" box pops up I just have this amazing urge to select the wrong thing.

I'm not entirely sure why I get this urge. I mean, in general I like having structured data about the world that is accurate. Is it just an immature joke like "it's funny cause it's not true"?

Above, What I should select vs. below, What I want to select.

On a related note, I've listed my relationship as "it's complicated" because let's face it, being married is complicated. I mean, she is a complex woman!

I write this because I'm curious if it happens to the rest of you.

Also, my facebook page or linked in profile. Yeah. I'm hip to the social networks. (p.s. - if you add me on one of those, feel free to make up ridiculous claims about our "social map").

Emails for Knaddisons

Start by sending an email to one of our names AT knaddison.com. Or try our name with an 'and' in between. But really whatever you want will get to us before too long.

Also - and this is really fun, "gregsphone" and "nikkisphone" AT knaddison.com will go direct to our phones. So, let's say that you just won the lottery and want to move to Mendoza, Argentina and build a strawbale house - send emails like that direct to our cell phones.

Phone Numbers

Greg and Growing Venture Solutions: 303-800-5623 (that's 303-800-KNAD)!
Nikki and Denver Spanish House: 303-246-6175.

Our Home Address

We seem to move a lot but are now in a house...maybe that will last longer.

Knaddisons

241 W. 3rd. Ave

Denver, CO, 80223 USA

Is it wrong to publish your address? Not when the same data is available from the City Assessor's search.

If you're a Denver native you'll know that we live in the Baker Historic Neighborhood which, in our humble opinion, is the best neighborhood in Denver - especially for young families.

Azure (Connexxxo Exxo) Lunch Rules:

• Tuesday is eat in day
• Thursday is also eat in day
• Friday is not really Friday. It is "F-Bomb Friday" and lunches are better
• If Friday or Monday is a vacation day then all bets are off
• Nephew in law is bullshit

Edit from 2006:New Lunch Rules: Use the Burrito Randomizer to figure out what I'm going to have then walk to Chipotle. Mmmm.

Edit from 2007:
After finishing your chipotle lunch add it to the list of snacks on the chipotle log.

I really like burritos from Chipotle Mexican Grill.
One day I noticed their sign that said "Two things, thousands of ways"
which referred to "tacos and burritos" as the two things, but pointed
out that with their ingredients, the number of combinations is limited
mostly by your imagination. Thinking more on this and needing something
to do with PHP, I worked out this page with a lot of help from the PHP Cookbook (buy at Amazon).

These streets are near us - and they are fun!

Denver uses a numbers and letters system for it's streets. For the most part, East/west streets are numbers and north south streets are letters. The alphabet has to keep repeating, so they used a system where one set is plants, the next is states in the union, and other similar schemes. We happen to live in the American Indian tribe set of streets. So, depending on exactly where you intersect them, our streets are:

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Isn't that fun!

The Knaddisons Go on Vacation/Go to Work

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            <P><IMG SRC="http://www.knaddison.com/randomphotos/traveling/NorthAmericaBugandGreg.gif" NAME="North America" ALIGN=LEFT WIDTH=550 HEIGHT=509 BORDER=0><BR>

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            <P><IMG SRC="http://www.knaddison.com/randomphotos/traveling/EuropeBugandGreg.gif" NAME="Europe" ALIGN=LEFT WIDTH=550 HEIGHT=382 BORDER=0><BR CLEAR=LEFT><BR>
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            <P><IMG SRC="http://www.knaddison.com/randomphotos/traveling/SouthAmericaBugandGreg.gif" NAME="South America" ALIGN=LEFT WIDTH=550 HEIGHT=719f BORDER=0><BR CLEAR=LEFT><BR>
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UAGDSE

• An Admonition to Use A God Damned Search Engine.

If you are asking a question of someone, you should do this first. Somewhat ironically, use of this admonition can result in people saying "what does UAGDSE mean?" which is of course the perfect kind of question to send to a GDSE.

I credit this to my friend Tico Allulee who used to say it a lot on afks and upenn.talk. But maybe it really belongs to my sometimes friend Tom who said it October 18th on AFKS

Usage:

Someone sends a stupid email, you send back this link http://uagdse.com.