If you ask to become my friend on facebook and I respond by assigning some strange social map characteristics, I’m sorry. The thing is, when that little “How do you know…?” box pops up I just have this amazing urge to select the wrong thing.
I’m not entirely sure why I get this urge. I mean, in general I like having structured data about the world that is accurate. Is it just an immature joke like “it’s funny cause it’s not true”?

Above, What I should select vs. below, What I want to select.

On a related note, I’ve listed my relationship as “it’s complicated” because let’s face it, being married is complicated. I mean, she is a complex woman!
I write this because I’m curious if it happens to the rest of you.
Also, my facebook page or linked in profile. Yeah. I’m hip to the social networks. (p.s. - if you add me on one of those, feel free to make up ridiculous claims about our “social map”).